glenn beck - professional douchebag.

3/26/09 (10:57 am) - "the economy: cool that bitch."

3/26/09 (4:05 pm) - i think it's official. glenn beck is a fucking nut-case. srsly.

3/26/09 (4:08 am) - GODDAMMIT, GLENN, STOP TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING GODFATHER, DOUCHEBAG!!!!!

i think it's hilarious that beck does a horrible italian-american accent, and then has a guest come up that actually has that kind of accent. and why is a high-profile p.i. talking about aig's shit? how is that applicable? could he not get an actual financial analyst?

3/26/09 (4:13 pm) - well, glenn taught me something today. i always thought "bossnapping" was when your boss takes a nap in his office while you do all the work. apparently, i was wrong. the more you know, amirite?

3/26/09 (4:35 pm) - yes, glenn, because volunteering is bad. i can understand being wary of the act, but not because its name includes "volunteer."

"we are gladly becoming slaves." - you know, plantation owners should've called their workers "volunteers."

3/26/09 (4:44 pm) - okay, glenn, i'll give you that one. while "global war on terror" was a stupid name, so is the new one. see? we can find common ground.

wait......45 seconds later, and you just blew it. "kill them faster than they kill us" and "kick their ass"? you fail.